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BLOG WILL BE MOVED!

2008-10-31T19:17:02+01:00

I've decided to write blog here: Blogger

It's because I can't edit the template and I've written stuff way too honest and open and just wanted to move on to NEW place...

Stay tuned...

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Long time no write...

2008-03-31T03:30:10+02:00

I've decided to write blog again. It's been a long while and plenty of things has happened in the past. Lot's of good times and bad times. Now I'm not really in a good state cos I'm worried about my work, breaking up with my girl friend, the parcel I sent to my mum and sister last christmas has gone AWOL... I really do feel like shit.

It seems to be like my life really is like a TV drama.

I don't know if I should tell this kinda stuff but I stopped writing blog cos there's been a big trouble when I came back from England to Japan. I nearly got arrested for beating up my own father but there's a reason and it's not something I wanted to do BUT the strange thing was I had a dreamt about it and it turned out to be true... He really pissed me off for trying to let me down even if it's not my fault, I never lied about things but accusing me and never admitting to his own mistakes. He's a member of the cult Soka Gakkai brain washed, held a meeting here like 2ce a week back then. Even to this day there is a meeting 1ce a week. I can't really complain cos of cheap rent and roof over my head. There was blood everywhere also the explosion of my hatred toward my oldman. It's difficult being with someone who I never really liked from childhood and being separate with that person for 13 years. He was never an ideal father figure but he no matter what and he still is my father... Anyways when that happened we made up cried and hugged and to this day we don't really have any problems. We communicate more.

My girlfriend at that time Fabiola helped me a lot. This girl I found from brochure called Tokyo Notice Board really is great. She's not that good looking but when she smiles she had the most delightful and beautiful smile. Brazilian woman really exotic, sexy...

I had lot's of great times with her and really is shame that we broke up early this month march... She just doesn't have the same feelings about me and even though this is very very painful I must move on.

My feeling for her doesn't change. But still I got to move forward in life.

I need to focus on my next job and I will be working for a school called Katakura High School. There's a schedule crash between Katakura's desired working days and this agency I work for called IES and IES told me that they can't offer me a job unless I can work for them on thursday so this need to be sorting out... I'm just hoping Katakura can change the schedule for me moving the thursday shift to wednesday instead then hopefully I will be working like monday to friday everyday and make lot's of money. I just got to hope and pray. Even though my work is kinda unstable it's getting better each year. This time of the season school is finished so it's not good for me right now. No work no income in this case.

Another bad thing is that parcel I sent to my mum and sister has gone AWOL and that kinda pisses me off a lot cos of all the sending fees, hustle etc. Apparently it's on the way back to Japan and the post office is tracking it.

I went out on saturday to Roppongi and that's been fun. I went out with a french friend called Camille. He's really nice bloke and he's a musician. I had a wild night gone bit crazy but that's cool.

For me still breaking up with her is really painful and biggest suffering I'm having now but I'm sure I will overcome this and I don't know maybe we might hook up again. But for now I must let her go. My mum has nailed the coffin for telling me about if I don't let her go she will never comeback and that's really true. I must listen to her because she's my mother and I respect her more than anyone on this planet even though she's sometimes real daft about things. This time she's right though...

To be continued...

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Last day in England...

2007-08-27T14:20:08+02:00

I stayed here for almost 3 weeks and I had good time and don't want to go to Japan but I will be back tougher and stronger. Apart from 1 incident with Tom in Brighton I had very time.

Saw Pierre in Barnet, went to Wembely, Bond Street, Parks, Canal, Shopping in West End, Stamford Bridge, Birmingham. I did pretty much everything I wanted to do so it's been cool.

I love the English food! Roast dinner, breakfast, junk like Burger King! Football of course! This area where my mum and sister lives are pretty cool. It's in Hackney but it's alright.

Here's some of the pics.

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Sir BOBBY MOORE!

2007-08-11T21:22:25+02:00

I went to the brand new Wembley Stadium and took the photo with Sir Bobby Moore the master of WEMBLEY! The Greatest footballer the greatest defender of all time!!!!!

"Immaculate footballer. Imperial defender. Immortal hero of 1966. First Englishman to raise the World Cup aloft. Favourite son of London's East End. Finest legend of West Ham United. National Treasure. Master of Wembley. Lord of the game. Captain extraordinary. Gentleman of all time."

Check BOBBY MOORE!

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Back in UK!

2007-08-11T10:01:44+02:00

After the very long 20 + hours of Thai Air flight from tokyo-bangkok-london I got here safely on wednesday and there was family re-union thing and hooking up with mates and that so everything is cool.

I don't want to go back to Japan since everything is so much nicer over here! I missed England big time. Food is better, everything is bigger and better and not small, crazy hot like in Japan. Thank god no rice! The only thing I miss from Japan is 7-11 convenient store and my girl friend.

Now I can watch PROPER football as well. Not fucking Baseball, Sumo and J-League shit and no Japan National Team!

Today is the opening of the best league in the world PREMIER LEAGUE! Chelsea will win the opening game hopefully.

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My Bird!!!!!

2007-08-02T18:29:01+02:00

I got the BIRD!!!!! I have a BRAZILIAN Girl Friend now! YEAH!! I need some love! I feel like over the MOON!

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Going home!

2007-07-21T17:17:55+02:00

I'm so glad to leave Japan! I got the flight tickets to the UK and I will be on Thai Air! Cheapest ticket was ¥190000! That's like £760! I will be in Thailand for 4 hours too!

Anyways so now I can go back to England for 3 weeks and looking forward to spend time with me family and mates. I can have proper cloths and can eat decent food not rice, fish and miso soup!

I went to local summer festival in this town Nishi Tokyo. It's nice to see people gathering and dancing to traditional Japanese music and stuff like that but I thought it was rip off for the food and drink stall.

It costs bit much but hey that's the way it is! Life is all about money money money...

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Rob Halford ART...

2007-07-09T17:07:03+02:00

This is the Painkiller!

No it's Metal God aka Rob Halford of Judas Priest! Haha!

Some random freehand photoshop shit!

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And here is my new logo...

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Busy Man Chicken 'O-Ko

2007-07-09T14:30:34+02:00

I'm pretty busy still. Now I got my self a private student. I will be doing some trial lesson with some Japanese woman called Aiko. 16th of July... God don't know what to do... Just a rough idea and stuff like that. Gotta do lot's of skit man skit...

Anyways I have 2 and half weeks off and I'm going back to UK! Yaaaaaay!

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Runner!

2007-07-06T19:21:43+02:00

I've just bought new pair of running shoes... This adidas trainer is mega expensive but great. It's like running with bare feet. This shoes has so many holes everywhere and really light and everything. It's my first time to buy this kinda shoes so it's cool.

The one I got is not this colour. It's black/white/yellow.

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Check this out!

2007-07-05T06:56:26+02:00

I'm on the LIST!

Hope I will be f**king famous in land of rising sun! Bastards! I might be on telly one day dudes and duddetes!

My name is VIVIAN. That's my middle name. Haha! Yeah like Vyvyan from The Young Ones, Vivian Anderson of former England and Nottingham Forest and Vivian Campbell of Def Leppard, Whitesnake, DIO and Sweet Savage.

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Erika Iemori

2007-07-02T22:37:15+02:00

ericup522@yahoo.co.jp

08030055220

To my blog fans please send this bitch on the left a lot's of hate mail. Because these Japanese cunts took piss on me big time.

These mother fucking whores deserve punishment!

DEATH 2 U!!!!!

I don't regret doing this because this is my blog!

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I love MAME!

2007-07-01T10:18:50+02:00

MAME is Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator and basically if you download MAME program to your computer you can play arcade games. I mean that's so fucking cool don't ya think???

So I downloaded Mac version of MAME and played some cool games. To play games you have to download ROMs from ROM-WORLD. Some of the game I couldn't play due to luck of files for Mac but some of the most popular games I could still play. Like Final Fight, Street Fighter 2, Ultraman Club, Gundam etc.

I found this awesome game called Gals Panic... Cheese stripping game haha...

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007: James Bond Parody!

2007-07-01T07:47:14+02:00

This is dedicated to all you hardcore gonzo porn and gaping anal fans out there! This whore called Sandra Parker from Hungary does huge gape like this so I made a joke stuff called... 000: James Gape! You've been shot with huge cock in to ya ass! lol

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Heavy Duty

2007-07-01T07:35:14+02:00

I worked really hard this week and I'm knackered man. I'm like part time teacher at various schools and up early in the morning back home after 12 hours a day then I work out lifting weights, do bit of jog then have shower and eat, then fill up some documents, lot's of paper works like making my own teaching materials and that. It killed me. I felt like fucking Japanese Prisoner of War!! I went to Kaname Primary School, Horifune Junior High School and Oyama High School then afternoon/evening work with Minerva... Tuesday I had a nasty headache so I didn't go to work though.

Oh man I want to go back to England... And I deserve a good fucking from hot gorgeous bitches...

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Photoshop Tutorial...

2007-06-10T07:46:29+02:00

Made cool METALLIC LOGOS...

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World In Motion...

2007-06-07T05:07:41+02:00

This is coolest England song EVER. Englandneworder! Fucking legends! John Barns doing crap rap, Waddle, Lineker, Platt, Gazza, Pearce, Butcher, Shilton etc!

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Joe Cole super goal!

2007-06-07T05:06:13+02:00

Estonia 0-3 England!

Goals scored by Joe Cole, Crouch and Owen. Back on track and hopefully we'll qualify to euro 08. I've been working hard at schools, doing bit of jog and weight traning. Keep in good shape and fit.

Welldone JOE!

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Busy Schedule...

2007-06-03T06:02:12+02:00

I've been working a lot recently and pretty tired... I make my own teaching material ie. articles and quiz and shit like that and it's pain in the butt but in a way it's good for me cos It's fun making my own stuff rather than using boring text books.

I used Beckham coming back to England squad and I'll probably use this Riyo Mori of Japan winning the 2007 Miss Universe contest.

1-1 draw at new Wembley and Brazil were lucky to get the equalizer!

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Beckham has been RECALLED!

2007-05-26T16:36:17+02:00

England squad:

Paul Robinson
Scott Carson
Robert Green
Phil Neville
Rio Ferdinand
John Terry
Wayne Bridge
Wes Brown
Jamie Carragher
Michael Dawson
Ledley King
Nicky Shorey
David Beckham
Steven Gerrard
Jermaine Jenas
Joe Cole
Aaron Lennon
David Bentley
Michael Carrick
Frank Lampard
Stewart Downing
Kieron Dyer
Peter Crouch
Michael Owen
Alan Smith
Jermain Defoe

Hope ENGLAND will beat f**king (As always popular) BRAZIL and ESTONIA!!

Can he make a big difference to the side? Can we go to EURO 08?! Wait and see...

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Over 4000 visitors!

2007-05-21T12:24:40+02:00

LOOK AT MY WEBSITE!
Cheers and don't forget to visit again once in a while! ROCK ON!

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FA Cup winners!

2007-05-20T19:19:57+02:00

Welldone CHELSEA: BOYS IN THE BLUE! We beat the Man U 1-0 thanks to almost last minutes extra time goal by Didier Drogba!

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Karakuri Foreigner: The King of Japan!

2007-05-20T19:15:59+02:00

If I'm selected from today's TBS interview I get to fight against this Canadian guy called Robert Baldwin. He runs internet based toy company business also. Cool Japanese Toys.

This guy is a freak! He knows and understand Japanese history, culture as well as able to speak the language better than the Japanese!

It's pretty hard task to beat this guy.

Anyways hope I will be chosed to beat the man! And hopefully open my celebrity career in JAPAN! lol

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Oh my god!

2007-05-18T16:19:15+02:00

I've been invited for the TV audition and I had a phone call from Mr. Uchino of Koo International.

I have to go to Akasaka (Chiyoda-line) on sunday 3:10. And it's for the TV show called Sanma's Karakuri TV.

I didn't expected but things are happening in my life.

Cool!

Hope things goes well and stay tuned for the progress!

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Razorhead!!!!!

2007-05-18T06:40:27+02:00

New Marshall Law album is now complete. I was talking to my mate Andy Pyke the lead vocalist/founder of the band. And his voice is just like the fine wine. Getting better with the age! Amazing METAL and should be out this year. It's called "RAZORHEAD".

Check it!

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Busy!!!!!

2007-05-18T06:33:58+02:00

I've been very busy recently due to getting more jobs. I got the job from IES through gaijinpot.com and it's the first time for me to get the job from gaijinpot. When I saw my application history I have contacted more than 100 companies. Most companies aren't interested hiring people without the experience. But now I have experience so it's easier for me to get the jobs.

Beginning of May was week holiday and I had nothing much to do. All I did was bit of swimming and meeting French dude Camille who I met at foreign talent audition. He introduced me to his french mates and one of the guy called Gill was having his birthday party at very small bar in Naka Meguro then we did Karaoke. Very nice dudes. That's about it and I have started to work at new high school called Oyama High School (Probably the worst school I've been to and their english level are pretty poor. It's almost like spoon fed kids! Not all students of course!) and Kaname Elementary School. In the afternoon I've got the fucking Minerva job. They pisses me off with many shit. Disorganized, blame things on me when shit happens and Jap teachers back stub me and jap mum complains. They said my teaching performance are below standard, refusing to give me a pay increase etc. Fuck them! But still they gives me bit of cash so I won't just quit yet.

I'm not so used to work 8 or 9 hours a day with not much lunch break as well as lot's of travelling. It's pain in the ass but I should get good money after hard work.

Got the new Megadeth CD which is good and many CDs. Got the new iPod NANO 8G! Can carry more songs and listen to Chelsea FC Podcast and The Beautiful Game Podcast! I got iPod Nano 8G for less than half price cos of point saver at Bic Camera! Cool! I love Bic Camera cos staff is polite and nice as well as I won every 100th customer wins free gift competition! Got free Iron Maiden DVD.

Oh yeah interesting story is this woman Kaori (midget) from work was really scaring the shit out of me. She sent me this e-mail saying that I can fuck her from any position and any holes (Yes even the anal!) but she ain't my type and really putting me off so I made up my mind clear. I told her to not to send me any e-mails or phonecall. So it's all round and I'm so releaved. I felt as if she's really obsessed and that. I have met the REAL DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. And of course she wasn't the attractive ones like American TV show...

Gotta shoot off...

Stay tuned!!!

Der Komeister

p.s. Chelsea will win the FA Cup at the new Wembley! And England will beat Brazil at the new Wembley!

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Google Earth

2007-05-03T06:58:33+02:00

On yeah last monday I went to Kimura's place (Old skool mate) in Tachikawa and we are on his computer and he showed me Google Earth. Before it wasn't available for Mac so I knew Google Earth for quite while but couldn't get it. But now it's available for Mac and that so it's cool.

I could see everywhere. I found my old place in Barnet London. It was amazing. Also Cambridge where I used to live.

I looked Nishi Tokyo Shi current place where I reside and Japan is so crouded and no space and so messy.

I miss the large fields and spacious green environment. Japan is shit (Not all!) and no space it's a place for insects not for human beings to live you know.

Anyway cool man. If you have time to spare then take a look at it! Cos it's fun!

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Another post...

2007-05-03T06:50:58+02:00

Recently I've had few job interviews with RCS, Koo International and IES. These companies were putting jobs on gaijinpot.com and I hope something good will turn up eventually.

I think this RCS won't provide me any jobs because they didn't look pretty reliable. They could get me a jobs around Mitaka area but due to me working 3 days at Oyama high school I'm only available for 2 days which is tuesday and wednesday.

Koo International is like doing the auditions for foreign talents on TVs or model or stuff like that so I thought I'd give it a go half serious and half joke kinda thing. It would be cool to earn bit of fame though! So maybe I could get more sex?! lol

There were maybe 20 foreigners all over the world. I was the only English geezer though. They took 4 pictures (2 facial shots and 2 figure shots) and 30-60 seconds video profile. I couldn't do crazy stuff like other people did. Cheerleader dance or singing songs or playing guitars. I was pretty normal. So not very interesting I guess.

Apparently Japanese TV producers doesn't understand English so profile is better to spoken in Japanese or something like that.

Fingers crossed I would get some cool jobs!

Last interview was with IES and they are going to offer me a job since they heard good references from my previous employers. They thought I was dodgy because of my appearance! Long hair, piercings and shirt hanging out from me trousers and turning up late for the interview! lol But Shibuya is so complicated place it's hard to find their office.

So things are looking good because I am making some kind of action.

It's Golden Week here in Japan and most people are having week off but I've got nothing to do so it's boring really.

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GAME OVER...

2007-05-03T06:34:53+02:00

Bastards Liverpool has beaten us yet again! I'm so frustrated and annoyed! We've reached Champions Lague Semi Finals 3rd time in last 4 years and that. We just couldn't get beyond that stage! Well I must say 4-1 loss bad penalties... It's like watching England you know. Oh well like Mourinho said that's life and move on to next year!

Also AC Milan the old bastards beat Man U 5-3 on aggregate! So basically it's a repeat of 2005 Final! BORING! BORING! BORING!

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I want to quit my job... and I want a hot chick!

2007-04-26T04:12:21+02:00

I hate this company called Minerva where I work for well over a year. They treat me like piece of shit and I've had enough. When I work for this company they send me to various places sometime real far as 1 way 2 hours sometime 1 way half an hour etc. I don't get enough hours with them and I don't earn enough money so I hate it. They refused to give me a pay rise due to me not writing lesson report every months and not always on time for the lesson. Fucking bollocks and it's just their excuse. Also this is typical japanese thing to do but people talk shit behind my back and they do back stubbing like some japanese teacher was complaining about me spend too much time drawing for the students but I'm only doing a good thing. They love my drawing. Also one time I was yawing too much and some fking japanese mother was complaining. I'm like WTF? I'm not a ROBOT like most japanese people are and I can be tired ALRIGHT! For christ sake. I worked for this company real hard almost 6 days a week and I even dressed up as fking father christmas! It's much harder than working at high school and money is shit compare to that. So I've been looking for jobs on gaijinpot . I had an interview with RCS it's an ALT agency for primary (Elementary they call it) and junior high school around near where I live. I hope they could find something for me but I don't know. I reckon it's too late for me to find new jobs now since school term has started this April. It's frustrating.

With the TNB progress it's fking shit. I knew it's going to be crap cos it's the 3rd attempts of trying to get some bitches on there but all I get is mingers and they are fcking old. Why can't I get the slut?! Because they are too much of an air head and can't speak or read english maybe japanese too! lolol

I couldn't be assed to deal with it. I'm just doing it just because uncle Bill is pushing me and he thinks it's fun experimenting me?! hahahaha!

I had an e-mail from gay guy in Shibuya, some 34 years old bag with stomach ulser and suffering from stress lot's of c**ts!

I got the number of this whore I had fuck 3 times but she won't answer my calls nor answer message so I will put her number!

Call this f**king WHORE everyone!

09046137879

Her name is REIKA! Suffer you fucking BIATCH! lol

I thought I could get cheaper sex if I see this woman privately but now I don't need this filthy cow.

I'm still in touch with this woman Kaori. She said she wants to f**k me. I don't mind doing it as just casual sex but I don't have the same feelings that she has for me. Even though she's nice but not really my type and she's way too small for me. I want much taller sexy bitch.

Anyways lot's of problems and I'm just angry and lot's of frustration. And soz about the swearing but I just can not help it!

Adios mofos!

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