Friends' posts - Ultrakoichi

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (11 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (17 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (1 day old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

Why the digital download revolution will suck From kestrel1977 in 10 IF RYAN=NERD THEN PRINT "get out more often" (2 days old)

For a minute there, I was Charlie Bucket. My usual miasma of gloom and disillusionment was swept aside by an unexpected beta test invitation - a golden ticket for Realtime Worlds' forthcoming onli… more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

queer From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (7 days old)

***Chaadaev (1794-1856) *** Nobleman, intellectual, dandy. Ladies crowded around him, but “Flighty Venus” Chaadaev, as Pushkin called him, was indifferent to women. His sex life was mystery. I’ll t… more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

Proof that sports drinks work LOL From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Trick or treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Dr Who update From prydwen in SciFi (7 days old)

The BBC have announced that the next hour long episode will be shown on Sunday November 15th at 7.00pm. Called "Waters of Mars" in says it will be the 'darkest' episode yet. In the story the Doc… more

Am I hearing things? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was watching one of the latest ads for Windows 7, the one with the guy in the gym who talks about the snap feature. But was I hearing things when he says "I am going to Wulfweard my genius now".??? … more

Senior moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Have you every had a senior moment? I was listening to the radio whilst in Leicester, when a DJ admitted that he might be getting old. He related the fact that he had thought he had lost his mobile… more

It's all gobbledy gook to me From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endo… more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (9 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

Horror games give me the fear From kestrel1977 in 10 IF RYAN=NERD THEN PRINT "get out more often" (9 days old)

Once again it's that time of year. The time of year when mutilated pumpkins appear on doorsteps, black plastic bats hang in windows and I sit in the living room with the lights off, hiding from tr… more

Someone said... From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (12 days old)